Beacon: Duck Newton… this is going to go poorly.
Justin: And then they collide.
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Aubrey: Ned, I want you to listen to me very closely.
Aubrey: You are literally the only person here with a weapon that can kill it. So move your ass.
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Pigeon: I think you got more going on than just protecting some trees out in the woods, not that that’s not noble work or anything, but I think you got something on the side. I think you are doing a bit of monster hunting. And if that’s the case, I gotta follow-up question for you, I guess… y'all hiring?
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Travis: Okay, is his back to me?
Griffin: Uh, it is, I say, terrified.
Travis: I’m going to-
Griffin: Kill Todd with fire?!
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Duck: I need you to shut off the water supply to H2-Whoa That Was Fun.
Pigeon: Why do you need to take down a water park there, Ranger Duck?
Duck: Why did you need to hide out in the forest and start a bunch of fires there, Pidge?
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Minerva: Do you not feel the warrior’s excitement for the battle you are about to face? I don’t understand.
Duck: I mean, I feel a deep and profound desire not to die, does that count?
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Aubrey: Oh shit, I’ve got it Barclay! Here’s what we do-
Barclay: Federal pool inspectors.
Barclay: Oh sorry, it was stupid.
Aubrey: Hey, hey, no idea is bad. It just wasn’t good.
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Barclay: Sylvain is not just a place, it’s a- it’s a being. It’s not just the crystal coming out of the ground out there, it’s the planet itself. It’s the life force of the planet, I guess you could call it. So I guess the springs, you know, the water kind of comes up deep from the Earth, it’s got a little bit of that Earth-force in it too. The Sylvans, they need to be sustained by the planet itself. And so whether thats their planet or ours, it seems like it gets the job done. So you want to know where the magic comes from, it’s from, you know, the planet.
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Barclay: Ned, are you gonna be able to sort of, I guess, lie when he sees this thing?
Ned: I actually have an idea.
Aubrey: Don’t kill him.
Ned: Alright, I have another idea.
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This is an amazing collection of The adventure zone quotes and dialogues.
The adventure zone is a weekly comedy podcast upon the game series. This show is basically hosted by Justin, Tarvis and Griffin McElroy and their father Clint McElroy. Here you’ll find the famous sayings from them. Especially Griffin McElroy. Hope you love it.
Strap on your fantasy seat belts and brace your asses for. The Adventure Zone! The Announcer
“When God closes a door, he throws a sword through your window.” Griffin McElroy
“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.” Griffin McElroy
You should have thought about that before you threw my dog in the fire!” Klarg
Oh nooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master… Congratulations, you have proven yourselves quite the adventurers… oh, I’ve landed on Bryan. Ahhh, Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now. Magic Brian
What will our heroes find on the moon? I hope its not aliens, because Im afraid of those. The Announcer
Come on, ride the train. Its the choo choo and ride it! *restrained laughter* Its The Adventure Zone! The Announcer
“I wanna tell you a story about the time there were three ogres, right? And then one of ‘em hit me so hard I almost died. You were sitting up in some sort of weird laser just shooting flasks willy-nilly, Travis was ripping the arms off a robot, and I got punched so hard I almost died! I’m not gonna go toe-to-toe with a crab while you’re armed with a terrible Scottish accent, and Travis doesn’t even have his shield! I’m out!” Taako
Bad news, compadres, this place is magic as hell. Taako
If our heroes cant stop this runaway train, then Im going to have to find a new podcast to introduce. Is Serial hiring? The Announcer
It’s not all abraca-fuck-you and what have you. I have a beating heart! I’m multidimensional! I’m a fully realized creation! FUCK! Taako
“And, Barry and Lups professor is searching for them in the crowd, just, hoping to congratulate them. But, theyre already gone. Running back up the valley to the conservatory, hand in hand.” Griffin McElroy
“And after the performance, [Barry and Lup] take each others hands high in the air. And they swoop down in this over-the-top bow, justlaughing, at the drama of it all. And the audience cheers, and Barry and Lup laugh, and they dont let each others hands go. And then they stop laughing. And they dont let each others hands go. And they keep not letting go.” Griffin McElroy
Youre going to be amazing. Lady Istus
Ill be having my body back, you undead fuck. Magnus
“But the seven of you have something that nobody else ever had; time. All the time in the world. Time enough to grow indescribably close. Time enough to learn how to care for each other, to allow yourselves to be cared for. And, in the case of Barry and Lup, time enough to fall, deeply, and truly, in love.” Griffin McElroy
Listen, listen, I got a plan let’s go eat some ooatssssss. Spectral oooatssssss. Garyl
Hot diggity shit, this is a baller cookie. Lucretia
I cast prestidigitation, shoot sparks out of my fingers, cast minor illusion, put myself in a dope outfit, and start walkin down the catwalk with all the style and panache I can muster, which is I should note a fuckin lot. Taako
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How would you like to live forever?
‘Id hate it. Shut the fuck up. The Animus Bell and Magnus
Weve chosen the perfect person for this, its like sending a mildly eloquent piñata in! Taako
John, thanks for the chess game, and kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. Merle Highchurch
“Sometimes there arent good decisions. Sometimes theres just decisions.” Taako
Our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people. But too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favor of others, and by the time we realize just how important it is, we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with. But the seven of you have something that nobody else ever had. Time. All the time in the world. Time enough to grow indescribably close. Time enough to, to learn how to care for each other, how to allow yourselves to be cared for. And in the case of Barry and Lup, time enough to fall deeply and truly in love. Griffin McElroy
When you were away on missions, she worried. When you came home, she rejoiced. She tried her hardest not to show it, not to give herself away. With each meal, each Candle Nights gift exchanged, the nights spent walking the Bureau’s campus, the trips to the spa. She fought back a smile that you came to treasure during your year journey: a radiant smile, full of joy, and relief. It’s the same smile you just saw, moments ago, when Magnus burst into the dome, alive again, a mannequin no longer. Her friends were here again, in her hour of greatest need. But that smile is gone now. The Hunger’s here, again. You’ve escaped it times, but no more. This is it. THIS IS IT! Griffin McElroy
You all know the story now, right? You know what this thing is capable of? I know youre scared, this This is scary! But we can do this. And youre going to come away from this fight with some kick-ass stories about this day. Those things over there, for a century, we have watched them take what they want to take, consume the worlds that they want to consume. That. Stops. Here! Griffin McElroy
“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, and clumsy.” Griffin McElroy
See, theres magic in a bards song. They call it inspiration, and it tells the listener what they need to hear right when they need to hear it, and right now you hear it too. The message in the music heard around the world. You hear Johanns voice, telling you:
Youre going to have to fight, and youre gonna win! Griffin McElroy
Yeah, you know… the fact of the matter is, your life is a constant stream of changes, I mean, you start one day accepting a job offer, and you end, saving the world. And you’re going to walk through that door, and your life will never be the same, and I wish I could tell you that everyday from now on will be amazing, and the happiest day of your life, but that’s not the way that life works, but every day will be made better because she’s in it with you. You aren’t going to be alone ever again, even if you’re ever separated, you’ll still never be alone. Magnus
“I was so assured of Duck Newton’s destruction, I had begun fantasizing about my next owner. Would they be exciting, willing to take adventures? So many possibilities awaited me while I had a pleasant daydream in the water. But I was very… happy to see you survived, Duck Newton.” Beacon
“Hopefully, when you guys actually fight this thing, you will fuck up a bunch. That’s my dream.” Griffin McElroy
“If we ever fight a monster that could control the power of heart, we’re all fucked, because that is the most powerful element imaginable. I mean, I’ll fucking stab love, I don’t care.” Duck
“Our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives, and with each moment we spend with those people. But, too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favor of others. And by the time we realize just how important it is, we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with.” Griffin McElroy
“You just hear the wind. And you just see the stars above you.
They are beautiful.
And then . . . theyre gone.” Griffin McElroy
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Quotes / The Adventure Zone: Balance
— The Announcer, Ep. 1 Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter One
— Klarg, Ep. 2 Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter Two
— Taako, Ep. 4 Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter Four
— Magic Brian (as he's falling to his death, while Clint, Justin and Travis are all pissing themselves laughing), Ep. 4 Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter Four
— The Announcer, Ep. 7 Moonlighting - Chapter One
— The Announcer, Ep. 12 Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Three
— Taako/Justin, Ep. 13 Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Four
— Taako/Justin, Ep. 15 Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Six
— The Announcer, Ep. 16 Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Seven
— Taako, Ep. 23 Petals to the Metal - Chapter Six
— Garyl, Ep. 25 Petals to the Metal - Chapter Eight
— Lucretia, Ep. 29 The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter One
Lost to the dark I drift alone
Now I'm returned beyond the shroud
Ever to reign upon my throne
Here in my crystal kingdom
I saw beyond the universe
far past the places we should see
But for my vision I was cursed
torn from my home and family
Lost to my crystal kingdom
Saved from the darkness by my child
Locked in a cage of glass and steel
But my true love remains in exile
Beckoning me to break the seal
Into this crystal kingdom
Kept from our children, lovers, friends
subject to laws we did not make
This is whers sepparation ends
and souls of the lost will come awake
Enter this crystal kingdom
— The Crystal Kingdom
— Lady Istus, Ep. 47 The Eleventh Hour - Chapter Seven
— Magnus, Ep. 56 The Suffering Game - Chapter Six
— Taako, Ep. 56 The Suffering Game - Chapter Six
"How would you like to live forever?"
— The Animus Bell and Magnus, Ep. 57 The Suffering Game - Chapter Seven
—'The Reunion Tour Interlude, Ep. 58 Lunar Interlude V; Reunion Tour - Part 1
—Taako/Justin, Ep. 63 The Stolen Century - Chapter Four
—Merle Highchurch, Ep. 63 The Stolen Century - Chapter Four
—Griffin McElroy, Ep. 64 The Stolen Century - Chapter Five
—Taako, Ep. 66 The Stolen Century - Chapter Seven
—Griffin McElroy, Ep. 66 The Stolen Century - Chapter Seven
—Griffin McElroy, Ep. 66 The Stolen Century - Chapter Seven
The Reaper known as Kravitz, in his kingdom of death, he knew because he could see it all around, choking the Astral Plane, cutting it off from the rest of the system. He was safe, but only just safe. He needed out. He needed to fulfill his sacred duty back in the living world. And so, in that place, filled with those who had profaned the laws of life and death that he swore to uphold, the Reaper known as Kravitz struck a deal.
The medium Paloma saw it too, in a manner of speaking. In the morning, her crystalline prophecies, which hung for decades from the ceiling of her humble hut in the town of Refuge, fell and shattered in unison. Her home was flooded with visions of the two catastrophies this day could bring: a world of darkness, or a world of ash. When the visions cleared, Paloma surveyed her ruined home. Her livelihood was gone, save for one prophecy, that stayed suspended. Carefully, she cut it down and gathered the citizens of this once time-sick village. They would travel east, to the time and place where they were required.
The scientist Lucas Miller couldn't see the Hunger, but in his gemstone windows to the worlds outside, he could see the chaos it inflicted. The troubled currents of the Elemental Planes, the explosive disruptions of the Plane of Magic, the outright panic in the bustling cities of the Plane of Thought. And here, in his world, the damage was indescribable. Months ago, he had made a promise to atone for his past sins by doing some measure of good with his life. Today, he would see that promise fulfilled.
And Istus, the Goddess of Fate, well she sees everything. While the other deities toiled and conspired to find a way out of the Celestial Plane in which they were trapped, Istus continued her divine and meticulous work. The tapestry she wove would tell the story of this day, but the tapestry was incomplete. She didn't know the shape of it, not yet, that simply wasn't how it worked. In time, the full arc of her efforts would be revealed to her, but for now, all she could see was its origins. A dome-shaped room, where a family that once wandered through existence for a century were reunited — truly reunited — at last.
 When people talk about that day, they call it different things. But for this moment, when every living person across the whole of reality simultaneously received the Voidfish's gifts, for this moment and the moments that followed, moments of heroism, and sacrifice, and luck These moments are why WE call this day "The Day of Story and Song!"
— Griffin McElroy, "Ep. 67 Story and Song - Finale, part 1"
— Lup, "Ep. 68 Story and Song - Finale, Part 2"
— Griffin McElroy, "Ep. 68 Story and Song - Finale, part 2"
—Magnus, to Carey before her marriage to Killian, Ep. 69 Story and Song - Finale, Part 3
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Returning a minute later, we saw that Lyokha and Vityok were standing side by side, and Marinka, kneeling and bending over to them, licks. Both members. At the same moment, a stream of Lyokhina's sperm splashed on Marinka's face, and then Vityok sent a stream of his sperm into my wife's ajar mouth. Turning her head in our direction, and seeing two more, Marina moaned: I want you all, but I want to lie down.
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My journey began at about eight o'clock in the evening and at the destination I had to be at about midnight. The night country road always beckoned me, and even on a new luxurious little car. an hour's journey and I stopped at a roadside cafe to buy cigarettes and juice.