Bottle opener novelty

Unless you're a Rugby player, you probably need some assistance uncapping a bottle. Here are a few quirky bottle openers that will help you crack open a cold one. 

1. BATMAN; $9 

This Batman-logo-shaped bottle opener also functions as a keychain and screwdriver. The tips of the wings have a Phillips and flathead screwdrivers while the middle has a place to open bottles. 

Find it:Amazon

2. ARMY MAN; $7

Let this army man’s gun help you crack open that bottle. The die cast metal opener is painted green to replicate the classic toys. 

Find it:Amazon

3. ACE OF SPADES; $2 

This stainless steel card won’t win you any poker games, but it will open your beer. The flat shape means it can easily slip in your wallet so you’ll always be prepared.

Find it:Amazon

4. PIRATE; $11 

What looks like a peg-legged pirate is actually a very handy multi-tool to help you behind the bar. Besides a bottle opener, the pirate has a foil cutter and a corkscrew leg.

Find it:Amazon

5. LUCHADOR; $5 

This tough opener will put your bottle in a headlock. The stainless steel luchador comes in three different colors and poses. 

Find it:Amazon

6. LIKE; $8 

Now you can “like” opening a beer while you do it thanks to this opener, which is shaped like Facebook’s iconic thumbs-up icon. It comes with a magnet so you can keep it on the fridge, but it’s also pocket-sized for taking on the go. 

Find it:Amazon

7. SHOVEL; $8

This copper-plated shovel bottle opener is for when you want to “dig in” to some drinks. 

Find it:Amazon

8. BICYCLE; $3 

These metal bicycles have a back wheel that doubles as a bottle opener and come with a fabric tag that says “let the adventure begin!” 

Find it:Amazon

9. A REAL BULLET; $10 

The Veteran-owned company American Brass converted these .50 caliber bullets into bottle openers to help you look extra tough at your next barbeque.

Find it:Amazon

10. HAMMER; $7 

After hammering in a few nails, some people might find themselves pretty thirsty. Luckily, this hammer doubles as a bottle opener so you never even have to set down your tools. 

Find it:Amazon

11. ZIPPER; $16 

The product description promises that “opening your favorite beverage is now a zip!” This giant zipper opens bottles with the same ease a zipper keeps together a sweatshirt. It also has a magnet for easy storage.  

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12. BATMOBILE; $15

While this bottle opener might seem a little cumbersome, it’s hard to argue that having a metal Batmobile around the kitchen wouldn’t be cool. It even has a magnet so you can proudly display it on your fridge. 

Find it:Amazon

13. SAMURAI SWORD; $8 

Mercilessly uncap beers with this bottle opener shaped like a samurai sword. It has a stainless steel blade and silicone hilt for an easy grip.

Find it:Amazon

14. STAR TREK; $16 

The USS Enterprise is here to help Trekkies truly enjoy their beer. The metal opener is officially licensed and features NCC-1701 printed across the top. 

Find it:Amazon

15. TEETH; $10 

These vampire teeth make every drink a little spookier. You can also get a set of shark teeth to match. 

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16. STAR WARS; $6

Real rebels use the Millennium Falcon to open their brews. This tiny zinc alloy bottle opener is perfect for keeping in your pocket for emergencies. 

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17. GHOSTBUSTERS; $15

Who you gonna call when you’re feeling thirsty? The Ghostbusters logo is great for opening bottles and—thanks to a magnet—keeping your fridge ghost-free. It’s more important than you think.

Find it:Amazon

18. THE SMALLEST BOTTLE OPENER IN THE WORLD; $11 

Annoyed by the clunkiness of normal bottle openers? Consider the PiCO. This itsy-bitsy bottle opener was Kickstarter-funded and is now ready to help you crack open some bottles. It’s slightly less efficient than a full-sized bottle opener, but you can’t beat its convenient size. 

Find it:Pangea

19. AMPERSAND; $7 

For people who are always asking “and another?” comes the perfect bottle opening tool. This ampersand-shaped opener is made from aluminum and comes in a slick black gift box. 

Find it:Amazon

20. POOP EMOJI; VARIED 

Ever want to open a beer with a solid gold pile of poop? Now you can—for the modest price of $10,000. Of course, if you’re looking for something a little less flashy, you can choose to have the design printed in a variety of more affordable metals and plastics. The plastic version won’t open a bottle, but they might look cute on your desk.   

Find it:Shapeways

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1. Luchador Bottle Opener

We’d be lying to you if we said we didn’t love Mexican wrestling, and apparently we’re not the only ones. Designer Andres Lhima loved it so much he decided to create a fully functional Mexican wrestler bottle opener. This durable device is made from stainless steel and ABS coated in rubber. [Purchase]

2. Kebo One-Handed Bottle Opener

Since we’ve turned 21 (because we weren’t drinking before that) we’ve been sold into thinking that bottles need to be opened with two hands. They fooled us. Kebo is letting the cat out of the bag with this innovative opener. [Purchase]

3. Comb Bottle Opener

Those beer goggles may be helping out the chicks at the bar, but what about you? Make sure you’re looking good with this stainless steel constructed, 2-in-1 device. [Purchase]

4. 50 Caliber Bullet Opener

They don’t get much more badass than this. Constructed from an actual .50 caliber bullet casing, this American built opener is all man. [Purchase]

5. Brooklyn Brew Shop Coasters

Another dual function opener, these coasters make the most sense. Each coaster is constructed from solid maple wood, and features a hidden metal bottle opener on the bottom half. [Purchase]

6. Brewzkey Bottle Opener

While it looks like a key, this thing is built for popping tops. One of the most convenient offerings on the list, you can simply attach this thing right to your keychain, and off you go. [Purchase]

7. Butterfly Knife Bottle Opener

We’ve always loved flipping open a butterfly knife in public. Problem is local PD doesn’t seem to share the same thoughts. Now you can do the same butterfly tricks with this stainless steel opener. It not only looks, but also behaves just like your butterfly knife, and you won’t get busted for carrying a concealed weapon. [Purchase]

8. Mermaid Bottle Opener

This antique reproduction opener just looks awesome, and the cast iron construction means this thing will take a beating. [Purchase]

9. Bottle Opener Rings

If you want to make sure that you’ll never be left stranded with an unopened bottle again, you need to implement a solution that will always be available. Well a ring is definitely a good option as you don’t ever have to take it off, and it allows you to pop open a brew with just one hand as well. [Purchase]

10. Road Popper

While we don’t condone drinking and driving by any means, we do co-sign on this device. We use our 2 wheeled companion to get everywhere in the city, and now your bike can really become your best friend. Crafted from bronze infused stainless steel, it adds a nice finishing touch to your bike. [Purchase]

11. DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener

Mount the vintage wood backing to the wall, pop your top with the stainless steel opener, and the built in magnets will catch the bottle caps on the way down. Comes in two different sizes (52 and 15 cap capacity). [Purchase]

12. Recycled Bike Chain Bottle Opener

We have always had a love affair with cycling, and that’s the exact reason why this gadget was an instant win for us. The handle has been crafted from a flexible recycled bike chain paired to a colorful anodized aluminum head. Each one is made right here in the U.S.A. [Purchase]

13. Clicker TV Remote Bottle Opener

Now that’s what we’re talking about. Now you don’t ever have to get up from the couch. Pop open a cold one while watching some NBA League Pass. The pairing to your television is also super simple considering this gadget will automatically learn the code from your existing remote. [Purchase]

14. Bottle Opener Sunglasses

The team at William Painter really hit a homerun with these sunglasses. Built from titanium, the Wayfarer shades come with a built-in opener. Definitely the most stylish opener on the list. [Purchase]

15. Hammer Bottle Opener

We don’t condone drinking while operating heavy machinery, but used responsibly; this could be the best tool in your box. [Purchase]

16. Cap Zappa Bottle Opener Cap Launcher

Going against the ultimate rule of “never playing with your food (or drink in this case),” the Cap Zappa pops a top just as good as any of the other openers on the list. The real fun begins once you’ve cracked open the cold one. The spring loaded mechanism allows you to launch the cap, turning your opener into a self defense weapon. [Purchase]

17. Bark 4 Beer Dog Collar Bottle Opener

Fido will never leave your side. It’s the reason we love dogs so much, they are loyal no matter what. As long as Fido’s around, you’ll always have a way to open your beer. [Purchase]

18. Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

We couldn’t compile such an exhaustive list without once incorporating the greatest movie franchise of all time. Modeled to look just like Han Solo’s ship, this officially licensed product is a must have for Star Wars fans. [Purchase]

19. Opena iPhone 5 Case

If there’s one sure fire way to ensure that you’ll never forget a bottle opener again, you need it to be built-in to your iPhone seeing that thing is attached at the fingertips. The stainless steel opener slides right in and out of the super tough Polycarbonate case. [Purchase]

20. Reef Fanning Bottle Opener Sandals

9 times out of 10 we prefer to wear shoes, but you can’t wear shoes to a pool party? Next time you’re heading out to the water, sport a pair of flip flops that can double as a bottle opener. The bottom portion of these Reef sandals features a built-in bottle opener. Perfect for the summer season. [Purchase]

21. Casino Ace Card Bottle Opener

The saying “always keep an Ace up your sleeve” just took on a whole new meaning. The stainless steel constructed Ace card features a hole in the center to crack open a cold one. Gambit would be envious. [Purchase]